I have a really hot date tonight, which I am SO excited about. I've really been looking forward to this for a while now. Not quite sure how it will turn out, but cross your fingers that it goes well and there will be other dates!
Did I have you there for a minute? I actually have a hot date with my computer to write my paper for my class, but I sure wouldn't mind going out with the guy above.
(Repeat the first paragraph with some heavy sarcasm with regards to writing my paper). Bonus if you know who he is!